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On a fine December's eve, Whitey Anderson was getting ready to go out to his mandatory weekly AA meeting. Happy as could
be, he put on his new hat.
Oh my was he happy...
All of the sudden, he felt a grumbling from down below. His mammoth, Otus, was not pleased.
"Take that stupid hat off," he ordered.
Whitey could not believe what just happened. His mammoth was speaking to him?!?!? He could not believe
his eyes. Shocked, he could do nothing but stare in awe and amazement.
Otus then said, "if you do not take that hat off at this very instant. I will grow to a size so large you can not even
fathom it, and I will REMOVE that hat from your head, you worthless peasant!!!"
Whitey didn't budge. He was too shocked to move.
Otus then grew erect and struck Whitey with his limb.
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