|
The city of Rome is shocked at the breaking news of Caesar's assassination. But the questions
we have to ask ourselves are: was this just an assassination? Who was it that was ultimately responsible for the death of
Caesar? Who planned it? Who knew about it? Several witnesses, who will remain completely nameless and unidentified, testify
that it was not who people are saying it was. In fact, it doesn't even seem possible. But we assure you that this is the truth.
Cassius
was not the mastermind behind the Caesar assassination, it was Sasquatch. Yes, Sasquatch planned it all right down to every
detail. Caesar was only killed by one man. He was not stabbed, either. We have learned that he was shot. Yes, he was shot
by Lee Harvey Oswald...with the magic bullet. The magic bullet not only made multiple holes in Caesar, it gave them the appearance
of knife wounds and created the illusion of people stabbing him. In fact, this bullet is so magical, that it is the exact
same bullet that killed JFK, in the same shot. It travelled forward in time and did Kennedy in three different places,
then went back in time and killed Caesar, then it went and shot the Sasquatch in the leg. Thus throwing him into a fit of
rage and he has been attacking people ever since.
Not only is all of this true, but it's not even the whole story.
We've learned that J@cko was right there when it happened. Witnesses claim he was shouting in a language which they couldn't
understand. From the audio footage we've gathered that it wasn't another language, though. He was just trying to alert people:
"SHAMONE!!! THEY'RE KILLING CAESAR!!! SHAMONE!!!!!!!!!!!!" See the next page for the 100% unaltered pictures which were given
to us from an anonymous source.
As you can see, Jacko is all like "look out!!!! they're killing caesar!!!!!!" and then the Sasquatch is fleeing from
the scene of the crime
|
