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This one time when I was still in Caucasia, I was really hungry so I was all like "hey dad, make
me a Mighty Whitey Sandwich." And he was all like "go ask your mom, I'm busy." I says to him "but dad! You're always so busy
with that white powder and you never have time for me." He says to me "now you listen here, I'm gonna share with you the ancient
Anderson secret, passed down from generation to generation in our family. This white powder never came from Colombia. Us Andersons
have harvested this since way back in the day. It seems pointless now, but you'll understand when you never do anything with
your life and have to sell this." Unable to comprehend his words, I walked into the other room. "Mom, can you make me a Mighty
Whitey Sandwich?" She was all like "no." So I says "WOMAN! You MAKE me a Mighty Whitey Sandwich!" Little did I know, sexists
were like illegal immigrants and had to be deported. My exile ends when I turn 18. I'm goin back to the Motherland!
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