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Writing Journal #3

This assignment was to take place after the assassination of Caesar. Brutus was having regrets about killing Caesar and tries to contact him...

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Caesar Caesar Caesar Caesar Caesar Caesar Caesar!
 
*Brutus finally gets Caesar's attention*
 
I don't know, man. That wanted poster ahd me looking like Bill Gates and Cassius looking like Michael Jackson. We don't look like that! Cassius looks more like Prince than anything. Seriously. I saw him putting eye make-up on before we killed you. I can't believe I let a guy who looks like that convince me to kill someone I love. We've been doing nothing but argue since your assassination, and there's no way a guy who looks like Prince is gonna push me around...except on the court. Seriously. That guy's a beast. I'm beginning to wonder if I should have killed him instead of you.
 
Caesar: Brutus, I...
 
Brutus: I know, I'll do it in a minute.
 
Caesar: Are you even listening to me?

Brutus: Of course. 'Cause I get yelled at if I don't.
 
Caesar: What are you TALKING about? Look, I just wanted to say thank you for throwing me that wine and cheese victory bash. That was the most anyone's ever done for me. Fight well in battle tomorrow. All of Wichita is behind you.
 
Both, in unison: WICHITA REPRESENT!

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