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Write a Poem Using the 5 Senses

During our poetry unit, Mrs. Miller had us write a poem about a certain event, and we had to mention the 5 senses (taste, touch, hearing, smelling, seeing). So me and Paul decided to write about the International Beef Convention. Since he was the Beefier of the two of us, he wrote about being in the Beef Convention, while I wrote about being rejected from the Beef Convention because I was but a puny Lesser Beef. Unfortunately, I don't have Paul's. So here is mine and mine only...

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*Insert forced, non-beefy accent*
 
I can hear it
I can see it
So much beef that I can smell it
As if it were right in front of me
I only ate 47 schnitzels, not beef at all
And so I was turned away
From the International Beef Convention
I thought I would taste the sweet taste of beef
But now I only taste the bitter taste of defeat
On the outside looking in
Mountains of greasy beef
I see the 49,000 consecutive pounds
And hear the thick, real accents
Of the Beefmasters, oh so beefy
The sound of them chewing their beef
And speaking whilst doing so
Hauntingly jabs my mind for eternity
One day I will join them
And eat beef forever after
I am but a puny Lesser Beef, oh so non-beefy

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