*Insert forced, non-beefy accent*
I can hear it
I can see it
So much beef that I can smell it
As if it were right in front of me
I only ate 47 schnitzels, not beef at all
And so I was turned away
From the International Beef Convention
I thought I would taste the sweet taste of beef
But now I only taste the bitter taste of defeat
On the outside looking in
Mountains of greasy beef
I see the 49,000 consecutive pounds
And hear the thick, real accents
Of the Beefmasters, oh so beefy
The sound of them chewing their beef
And speaking whilst doing so
Hauntingly jabs my mind for eternity
One day I will join them
And eat beef forever after
I am but a puny Lesser Beef, oh so non-beefy